Clickbait Spoilers: Dog Eats Baby
Posted by Mark Mayo
Clickbait: Maybe you like them, maybe you don’t. Either way, you probably don’t want to watch a 6-minute video just to find out what is the best way to defrost your windshield. I’m here to help. From my own “that one site” page, I am clicking through, just for you.
The Trait: Authoritarianism. The Site: Politico. The Story: I don’t really know a lot of people who think that Trump is a good idea for this country. I mean, c’mon! He is a business man who manages people and gets rid of them when they become too cumbersome. He is a reality star who pulls no punches. He is a man who manages everything around him and will “destroy you” if you disagree with him. If he is a conservative, he makes me want to be a Democrat. In fact, I’m going to share a little link I came across the other day that talks about how Trump answers a question, and you see very well who he is, or who he believes he is. I hate the idea of this man being president some day, and I completely agree with the writer of this article. I don’t know if Politico is conservative or liberal, but at least they gave the statement that “not all Republicans are authoritarians.” This race will soon drive me crazy if I get anymore up in this wash of garbage I hear from this man. And the biggest reason I’m posting this, is because the word needs to be spread about how dangerous he is. Those who support him might not hear, but we gotta tell it anyway.
4 out of 5 worms
What happens: The dog eats the baby. Seriously: What the heck do you think happens? That some guy is dropping videos of a dog attacking a baby, or walking away apathetically? Yes, I know the internet survives on cute animal and baby videos, and animal and baby videos just about give everyone a cute heart-attack, but do we need to be tricked into clicking on this link? Just freaking say a darn dog plays with a freaking baby who is laughing hysterically. Bam! Instant click through. And really, do you need to out-n-out lie that this dog has never seen a baby before? Ugh, this kind of headline tires me. It is one thing to trick someone into watching a 10-minute video to see why water boils, it is another to troll us into something everyone mindlessly watches anyway! Either way, we can replace the “German Shepherd” with Donald Trump, and then have him eat the baby? That is happening in some alternate world somewhere. The site: littlethings – stay away from these evil trolls.
1 out of 5 worms